Sometimes the scariest words a woman can hear from her husband aren’t … I’ve met another woman…. I lost all the money on craps… Brokeback Mountain really touched me… it’s “don’t worry“(Famous last words). Let’s see what lessons my husband had to learn though that infamous saying
NOT A PROBLEM: Standing in a shopping cart, “It’s no big deal”. PROBLEM: Laying under it a contorted mess is.
NOT A PROBLEM: Learning to go downstairs, “let her do it herself, that’s the only way she will learn.” PROBLEM: Watching her tumble down is slow motion only to hear a thud is.
NOT A PROBLEM: Hanging out in a busy parking lot with a three year old chit chatting with others, “I’m watching him.” PROBLEM: Losing him while the rambunctious tot ducks in and out of site, is.
NOT A PROBLEM: Having a six year old watch an almost two year old, “they’ll be fine”. PROBLEM: Leaving a two gallon jug of water with them is.
Most men believe women are “babying” the children and they are there to toughen them up. Most husbands want to teach their wives that they “know stuff too” (ladies please control laughter.) But I ask how long must we indulge (and clean up the mess that they have caused) these males? Women protect the innocent children! Unite!
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