Where's my emergency ducktape?

So ignoring your 4 year old is not always the best policy... especially when the first thing he says is "that man has a big fat belly". Ignoring was misconstrued for not being able to hear the statement he just made, so now louder and closer to the man with the added pointing (just in case I'm unaware of whom he is speaking about)"see look at his fat belly". Which I reply "bat jelly, nope don't see that let's go look somewhere else"... how about that quick intelligent comeback - *enter groan*