So my Dad has come and gone without much incidents at all. *Insert Applause.* We had the slight flirting with the check out lady at the grocery store it went something like,"cash back? How can you guys stay in business giving away money"... wink wink. We did lose him in Ikea but that can happen to a lot of people, next time a leash. He also tried to work his way into my neighbors house that is for sale by walking up with a glass of water so he looked harmless. Not telling my neighbor that he's visiting just looking like some weirdo that walks around with a glass of water and a thick Texan accent trying to just "have a peek" inside. Thank goodness that wasn't embarrassing. Watching him cringe at the "testicles in the beach chair" story not because of the story because of the word testicles... classic. Overall it was great I already miss him...