Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition 2014?

I have continued to work-out doing the spin classes twice a week. I believe I have said before that the instructor has stayed after to take us under her wing, pushing us to do more exercises. The big inflated ball is what we use for a lot of them. The ball is used for push-ups, sit-ups, lunges, a roll off the ball smash your face in the hardwood floor thing, leg lifts, and more things that show my uncoordinated self. We have the yoga mat on the floor as we work and the instructor will come by me hovering and say "the faces you make" and laugh, I'm thinking I have no idea what my face is doing as I'm just trying not to pull, break, tear, or hyperventilate any part of my body. Apparently I'm quite the comedian, no words just face actions. If silent movies come back I'm a shoe-in. We also use weights, cuz these guns won't load themselves...hahahaha...oh ok. But the next day after my marathon workout I will have some twinges in my ab, not abs I only got one. And maybe a sore butt cheek, I know a pain in the butt... hahahaha...oh ok, but not the whole butt. But now the biggest accomplishment is I have added an extra day of exertion, don't get all rah rah sis boom bah for me yet. I do the elliptical which is the legs up and down and arms back and forth machine. This thing is mean, like 10 minutes in and I'm sweating and gasping for air. It's what people do when they pull themselves through the desert towards the beautiful palm covered pond, only to discover that it's a mirage and you need to snap out of it and get off the f*^#ing contraption and save yourself!! Nap time is now anytime, I do try to restrain myself while driving but other than that I could snooze anytime or anywhere. If I'm not passed out  look for me me strutting my hard abbed and one buttock higher that the other self at your local grocery store searching for food to feed the muscled beast I may become...hahahaha...oh...ok....