She-Wolf

So when ladies, gals, girls, women, chicks, whichever, have a date, the kind where they may get lucky, they all seem to say the same thing- I got to shave my legs. I always thought that was stupid due to the fact that it really doesn't change the other areas that perhaps need more than shaving. Let's say you are in an 38-45 age range, will smooth legs cover up the dimpled cottage cheese ass? (unless you are a genetic freak or work-out, I hate you) What about those bat wings? If you get animated you're going to break someones nose. Only scalpel not a razor would fix that(hush Shake Weight ladies, not asking you). How about where your boobs are located now? I suppose you could get a good bra and insist it stays on because its sexy. And while you're at it try to push up that inter tube around the middle (not talking to you gym junkies, I hate you still), double the breast size in some cases triple or more. But caution if he snaps the bra off there could be visual and physical scarring. My idea is a headband that can hold your I-Pod. Placing it on your head and playing a football game or some trance like pictures, he will never look away. Right? We are talking about the male species. Anyway sex is sex- so shaved legs don't matter. And love is love- so shaved legs won't matter. Apparently I have made this whole story null and void.