Celebrity perfumes are everywhere!
Paris Hilton: "Inhale and be hooked for life" is their fancy catch phrase. It does come with a warning label, do not wear near police dogs, while crossing the border, or if required to do court appointed drug testing.
Lady Ga-ga: A hint of charcoal, Worcestershire, and A-1. Also a warning, may attract flies.
Michael Vick: This one has been tricky, PETA has yet to approve.
The boys from 'Jersey Shore': Toasted coconut, fried ravioli, and hair gel. It comes packaged in a shirt before the shirt- which it makes difficult for the boys from Jersey to open.
Justin Bieber: Pheromones, testosterone, and the sweat of WWF wrestlers (his people are working hard to bring up his 'manly' image). Warning label reads, may cause voice crackling and girls to self combust.
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