2 hours and 15 minutes

Woken up at 6am by 4 year old telling me something, not sure what. He rambled on, I nodded multiple times, then he went back to his room.
6:13am waking my teenager asking if he’s getting up for school, he nodded multiple times
6:22am potty break and a recheck on again sleeping teenager
6:35am can’t doze because sleeping teen still asleep back up to try again.
6:50am finally hear shower start for teen so I close my eyes.
7:02am alarm goes off, hit snooze
7:04am alarm again @#$^, hit snooze
7:15am teenager comes to me to request a ride because he is now going to be late, I begin to speak in another language not of this world but universal to all children…dad gives him a ride
7:19am alarm again…there really is no point to snooze button
7:22am 9year old daughter dresses, I request a combing of hair and ponytail which turns to a murderous cry and I’m making her look bald!
7:40am debating over breakfast choices
7:41am Angry 4 year old wants to plug in electric pencil sharpener and I have not aided him with swiftness (sad I don't even bother to know what he needs with a electric pencil sharpener I just assist)
7:52am I am being critiqued on my sandwich making skills by the 9 year old
7:55am pausing... then checking on both cats with pencil sharpener plugged in and all, good both sleeping
8am now 4 year old wants food that I offered earlier but was pooh-poohed aside due to anger issues from before
8:07am preparing water bottle that is needed for school today for 9 year old that I dropped the ball on by waiting too long to do and I should know that school clocks are two minutes fast and now I’ve ruined everything and so on…
8:15am off to school, but concerned because 4 year old is hiding and screaming don’t look at him…Ahhh and no shower yet.
Signed,
Wrecked

My week

Thou shall not kill... cleaning the fish tank has me breaking this commandment.

Maiden name... much laughter after sharing this information may have me continue down the sinners path, hey I've already killed innocent fishies.

Hoary (hor-ee)... Word of the day, definition- gray or white with age. Ouch maybe I won't touch this...

Heightened alert... four year old takes a poke at me every chance he gets, he'll be the youngest kid ever to attend mammogram school.

Laundry blues... cool weather has brought out the mass quantities of clothing, so begins my accidental weightlifting program, where again I train daily with lifting and stair work.

And finally- Dainty derriere... where I will be getting big bucks from Saving Abel for using my picture without permission. Can't a girl have a couple of cosmos with a guy named Zeus from Tattoo Island without any problemas... YouTube 18 days.

Teenage teachings

“Buck, buck, buck, that’s what T.T says”, (nickname for my oldest given by my youngest). Buck, buck my four year old continues on. T.T’s shower too hot he tells me. Then he asks “what’s balls on bire?” Thank goodness for some speech delays... read Pet Peeves in June ’08.