Sing sing a song

I've been thinking about duets that need to happen. Don't ask me why it's my wacky brain.
How about Boy George and Lady Gaga? So think about it "Do you really want to hurt me?"- Boy. "I wanna poke your face..."- Gaga, "and make you cry..."- Boy. Can hear the music right? It's hot- it's happening-it's now.
Destiny's Child and Jason Derulo? Whatcha say? What did you say?"-Derulo. "Say my name say my name"- Child, "What did you say?"- Derulo, that song could go on for hours and add violins and all, Epic.
Phoebe from Friends and Ted Nugent? "Got it from the kitty next door..."- Nugent, "Smelly cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?" - Phoebe.
Well that can't all be winners....

Intestine Stains

FWD:FWD:FWD: Anthrax poison in Tide detergent packs coming thru the mail do not open or use. 7 people dead already. Please pass this on. IT WAS ON CNN.- This is what I received from my sister at 7am. First I know she has gotten this from someone else, hence the FWD, FWD, and FWD. Second I know it is not scary enough because where are the exclamation points. But thirdly I believe she believes since she is scared of flying insects and forwarded news reports, so I did check authenticity before I text back (it's a hoax- I know all of you were on pins and needles). So my turn I text back to her; FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: (Four forwards scary right?) This just in!! (exclamation points, effective right?)Tide w/ Anthrax works better on tough stains such as brain matter, melted human parts, and bile filled vomit than any other leading brands of detergent! This was on OWN! ( New network, Oprah, I'm cutting edge right!) Maybe I should get into this Urban Legends biz...

Royal Monogram

OK haven't written in awhile but I did have one thing, Elton John's new baby- Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John.
Love long names but the press left out little Z.J's Cherokee name... 'Candle in the Wind'... ha!...ha?...hello anyone?...