Eating a bowl of ice cream with cool whip… $1.25
Laying in bed watching a movie …. $3.45
Falling asleep with a toddler in your arms… free
Waking to go to the bathroom at midnight…free
Checking on all your children as they sleep…free
While checking on teenage son finding out one of his friends is over, and your in your ratty bra- less t-shirt and underwear with “Clan of the Cave Bear” hair and dried drool on your face and the only thing you can muster to say is "oogafilt"?…. #@&*(&^ priceless.
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