07-08-07

Eating a bowl of ice cream with cool whip… $1.25

Laying in bed watching a movie …. $3.45

Falling asleep with a toddler in your arms… free

Waking to go to the bathroom at midnight…free

Checking on all your children as they sleep…free

While checking on teenage son finding out one of his friends is over, and your in your ratty bra- less t-shirt and underwear with “Clan of the Cave Bear” hair and dried drool on your face and the only thing you can muster to say is "oogafilt"?…. #@&*(&^ priceless.

07-01-07

Have you ever come home from work slipped on some drawstring pants with ease then head to the kitchen to eat yourself sick… Only to find out that just as you need to go to the bathroom “this instant” and brilliant you has put your pants on backwards? And there’re in a knot? And won’t slip off with “ease”? A knot that only a contortionist and a person with a Linda Blair head from “the exorcist” can undo? ... me either… just asking…